"I can't live without you." = except I can.
"I didn't have any internet access/I had no service out there" = People who say they don't have internet access are obviously lying. everybody refreshes their browser every 10 seconds. nice try.
"I work in finance." = I have an inferiority complex, wear Express for Men button down shirts, watch Monday night football, and listen to Dave Matthews.
"We should hang out sometime." = See you never.
"I don't want to talk about it." = Bad news.
"8pm" = Add 15 minutes
"I can't make any promises...." = shocking
"Aliza, I think you're overanalyzing this." = you figured me out
"Aliza, are you always this dramatic?" = yes.
