Good Vibrations

Well, the jig is up. It's time to buy a vibrator. First, I would just like to say that I'm very disappointed in my friends for not buying me one for my birthday when I turned 18, but whatever. Unfortunately, despite all my efforts to the contrary, I'm not getting any younger and since I've become comfortable with the fact that I'm going to be alone forever, I might as well explore this new territory. I recently asked Jasmine if she'd like to escort me to a "adult" shop and she promptly explained that these sort of things need to be done online. But to be honest, I'm done with being coy and repressed. If you've already made the decision to buy a vibrator, I think it's time to cast embarassment out the window and face our fears and go to an actual "adult" shop. I just think that this country has spent enough time being repressed and that there's nothing wrong with being overtly confident about one's sexuality. Buying a vibrator online basically means that you're willing to spend the extra cash on shipping in order to avoid feeling embarassed that you are a sexual person. I'm not sure why women think they need to keep this shit under wrap. I just think that repression is a very outdated concept. If anything, having a vibrator can make a woman more in tune with her body. I'm tired of vibrators being associated with desperation--I think it's a sign of maturity.