Like many of you, I was not surprised to see that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are gracing the cover of the latest issue of InTouch Weekly. It got me thinking, though--how and why is Brad Pitt still a celebrity?
Answer: he's got a fascinating, messed-up life. (Don't they all?) Here's what he's got going for him:
1. He's with Angelina Jolie
-They're not married
-She's a celebrity, too, with her own effed up story that includes Billy Bob Thornton and making out with brothers
-They have 3,744 kids
2. He's pretty hot
3. He was with Jennifer Anniston
4. I've heard he's in movies
5. He recently claimed that acting was his career, but architecture was his passion, which is hilarious
So, in conclusion, Brad Pitt has it made in the shade. He doesn't have to do anything and people will buy a magazine with his face on it. He lets himself go, and paparazzi swarm. He buys baby clothes, and the world goes nuts. Brilliant!
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